biller31
Active Member
Where I'm at in the process and things to remember: Process: I've reserved vacancies in several people's yards and dock hammocks. I already put sunscreen on the boat. I've killed lots of yummy stuff to eat and I will rock the grill like GrillMasterFlex when I'm sober so if somebody don't eat it's they own damn fault. NOW, Things to remember: DON'T follow me if we go running around I may be taking a detour to go pee adn I've got each stump nicknamed on the lower end. If you saw me drive somewhere that don't mean it's safe. Do your best to stay between the green and the red bouys as a general rule. Avoid the pie it only brings fun, joy, and bad judgment...plus I'm runnin a little low on the good stuff so piss off. I wanna see titties bigger than Skewby's this year or I'm not cookin and will go straight to drinkin. Plug your damn phone in so I know where everybody is drinking at when I fall out of the hammock in the late morning. If you don't have my phone number you're screwed. That's about all I can think of so far.
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