My girlfriend needs to hitch a ride

[Waterdigger]

I'm looking forward to Clifton rally and meeting everyone! From what I've heard it's layed back and a great time. I do have a small problem, my A bote only has one seat. Don't want to impose on anyone or cause any problems but my girlfriend needs a ride to the sandbar.If someone has room in their boat for Lisa I will be very greatful. THANKS!

 

[RedAllison]

Ask and ye shall recieve. As is my custom, I rarely use my 21 at Clifton, I'll have my 22ft deckboat there for hauling bags, grills, chairs, children, pets, spouses, gas tanks... whatever needs to be hauled.

Packer up and bringer on. Beach is only 3 miles from ramp, always shuttlin goin on back and forth! :beer:
RA

 

[GotMyAlly]

Man you must be desperate if you gonna leave your ol' lady alone with RA.....even for 3 miles. LOL.

 

[jimbob88]

Ummm. She can ride with me! Hehehe. Jk! I might need her to drive!! I was boatless last year & they drug my sorry azz to the beach! I had to show leg........ not proud & still in therapy....

 

[suicidealli]

put another seat in the drag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have 2 in mine!!! i wouldnt trust any of these guys!!!!lol after a week without a woman, some of them will hump a bear!!! jus sayin!!!!!!

roy

 

[john4utvols]

I will have the toon there. She can ride with us, If she can put up with loud music and drinking.

 

[papasallison]

Don't worry about it Mike, she's welcome to ride with us. If not us, there will be someone she can ride with. Just not Jim Bob, he's a crazy Yankee.

 

[Waterdigger]

Don't worry about it Mike, she's welcome to ride with us. If not us, there will be someone she can ride with. Just not Jim Bob, he's a crazy Yankee.

Problem solved, thanks everyone! Sounds like she will be in good hands with everyone, well
don't know about Jim Bob. lol

 

[GotMyAlly]

She need not worry about Jim Bob unless she's really hairy and weighs 400 lbs.

 

[BALD ALLISON]

How about a Crazee Bald Coon *** Denver. I always pack em in da 2003 LOL!

 

[TBuck2003]

Don't worry about it Mike, she's welcome to ride with us. If not us, there will be someone she can ride with. Just not Jim Bob, he's a crazy Yankee.

Oh I see how it is... Lets see if any of you Banjo Boys even make it to the beach. JimBob and I are now on a mission From up North... Way up North.

TBuck

 

[Waterdigger]

She need not worry about Jim Bob unless she's really hairy and weighs 400 lbs.

Oh chit, I forgot to tell y'all I like my ladies on da large size. Lisa weighed 379.6 lbs. naked the other day. She has been really good to me and takes care of this old man! ..... she ain't hairy, but a good lover!!! lol

 

[jimbob88]

Let em have it todd!! ( not sure what our mission is?) Looks like we're gonna hafta straighten some things out when we get there.... I'll be right behind you, roughly 20 feet, but right behind ya. We can sic the Iowa gorilla on em! Lol
Mike, don't listen to all these rumors & false accusations... I'm shy & quiet. She's safe with me, unless I somehow run out of gas....:shock:

 

[TBuck2003]

Let em have it todd!! ( not sure what our mission is?) Looks like we're gonna hafta straighten some things out when we get there.... I'll be right behind you, roughly 20 feet, but right behind ya. We can sic the Iowa gorilla on em! Lol
Mike, don't listen to all these rumors & false accusations... I'm shy & quiet. She's safe with me, unless I somehow run out of gas....:shock:

Jimbob...first part of the mission goes like this. You are on a need to know basis, and right now you need to know nothing... Any trouble starts we will have a cage match between Mike's ( Good lovin' girl) and the "HULK" Nothing like seeing 700 lbs rollin on the floor... But Jimbob that is a everyday occurrence for them right???? lol All I can say is do not go to bed early... IT WONT BE SAFE.
Da Yankees are coming
Da Yankees are coming
Da Yankees are coming

 

[GotMyAlly]

Oh chit, I forgot to tell y'all I like my ladies on da large size. Lisa weighed 379.6 lbs. naked the other day. She has been really good to me and takes care of this old man! ..... she ain't hairy, but a good lover!!! lol

In that case........




..........put her in RA's boat. LOL.

 

[Waterdigger]

Let em have it todd!! ( not sure what our mission is?) Looks like we're gonna hafta straighten some things out when we get there.... I'll be right behind you, roughly 20 feet, but right behind ya. We can sic the Iowa gorilla on em! Lol
Mike, don't listen to all these rumors & false accusations... I'm shy & quiet. She's safe with me, unless I somehow run out of gas....:shock:

Awe Jim I know she would be safe with you...even if you run out of gas. If she was to fall on you with her big boobies yo air would be cut slap off!! lol

 

[TBuck2003]

Awe Jim I know she would be safe with you...even if you run out of gas. If she was to fall on you with her big boobies yo air would be cut slap off!! lol

Yankee laughing LOUD n LARGE no pun intended...


TBuck
P.S. Everybody needs someone to love... The Blues Brothers had it Right. So your Good RA

 

[Waterdigger]

In that case........




..........put her in RA's boat. LOL.

Good Idea!

 

[RedAllison]

Mike, if THATs her then HELL YEAH you SHONUFF better entrust her too my "profeshkunalism" and my fine, upstandin character! :big grin

Can't even trust a wood carved bear with SOME of this crowd, :cuss :help
RA

 

[Waterdigger]

Mike, if THATs her then HELL YEAH you SHONUFF better entrust her too my "profeshkunalism" and my fine, upstandin character! :big grin

Can't even trust a wood carved bear with SOME of this crowd, :cuss :help
RA

That's Lisa...RA U DA MAN.I knowz I can trust a brother like U kuzz U got morals!! lol