I'm tappin my wifes best friend.

[RedAllison]

Well at least that's what my wife is convinced of if you ask her! :cuss

"The Michelle" turned 40 last Saturday and we couldn't work everyone's schedule out until tomorrow night so I'm throwing her a surprise 40th BD party at a 45 year old Italian family restaurant here in town (she and I's favorite place to eat). My wifes best friend and I have been doing all the work making the plans and contacting everyone. We now have 31 people committed and possibly even a few more last minutes coming tomorrow night.

So her bud and I are text messaging each other a dozen+ times a day/night and my wife has even quit calling and returning calls to/from her best friend because she is convinced we're "up to something". unch

My wifes best friend and I both are like, "PERFECT let her think that, she's looking for something else and not suspcious of the party, she'll be FLOORED tomorrow night when we take her in and everyone including friends shes had since gradeschool are in the restaurant. :at the bar " I think the "cold shoulder" and million questions I've been enduring all week will be worth it once she see's we been workin on something else besides each other!!!

WEMUNZ... :idiot
RA

 

[BigRedAlli]

Thats funny!!!! Won't she be suprised!!!:laughing

 

[Hotprop]

All dat sounds real good RA but dont get caught doin any tappin!!unchunch:very happy:very happy

 

[baitcaster]

Awesome, she will be both surprised and relieved hehehehehe.

By the way, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail :relax:

 

[RedAllison]

By the way, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail :relax:

lol 'caster, since LAST Saturday was actually her birthday and since I had already qualified for the State Fed. Tourney I couldn't plan a party for her. So I threw the idea together late last week and I didn't even send out invitations, dint have time. Been callin everyone, fact I been havin to sneak HER PHONE and get everyones #s out of it to give to her best friend. :razz She KNOWS sumpins up when she comes by an hour later and HER phone is sittin beside my phone wherever I happen to be in the house at that moment.

I dint send anyone in here an invite because this party won't have any strippers or boat racin goin on. Just "agin friends" with gag gifts and lacy undersuchez in giftboxes and chit. :very happy
RA

 

[JR]

Tell your Wife that "at least now I won't have to pay for Cosmetic Surgery since you are Fossilized". That will make you popular.....

 

[Blue Gray in PA]

I rememeber that restaurant - you and me ate there one time when I was in your 'hood. Let's hope she doesn't beat you with one of the wrought iron railings when she finds out you told everyone she's forty. Hope you have a good time!

Scott

 

[RedAllison]

Oh yeah Scott I forgot we went over there forda marinated steak, it was as good lastnight as ever!!! :beer:

The party went off PERFECT. She din't spect a thing, 30 of her closest friends, some since she was a lil girl. The food was excellent, the service was top notch (it adjoins a bar/club nextdoor owned by the same lady and since the bar wasn't open yet she let the party start in there for more room and to mill around until dinner time) and we spent several hours just enjoyin the mood.

My wife is STILL on cloud 9. My dad always said, "Plan ya work and work ya plan" well my plan worked GREAT. I got plenny of my favorite MUTUAL CONSENT RAPE happenin at my crib for awhile... :twisted evil:razz

Michelle's friend (the one she thought I was tappin) turned 40 earlier this year and she told Michelle that 40 was the new Viagra FOR WOMEN!!! :wink
RA

 

[allisonriverrat]

thats to funny!lol glad it worked perfect for u. amazing what a man has to go through to to get l....d. lol

 

[XSive]

OK Red we know you ain't tapping Mrs. Red's bestest friend, but what you haven't told us is:

Is she hot or what? And if she is how bout some pic's?:smile

 

[RedAllison]

lmao Tony aint THAT the truth, same ol present just gotta rewrap it with new paper from time to time!!! :big grin

XS oh she a lil hottie alright, they both are blonde "soccer moms" with 3 kids. My wife is 5'9" and built like I like 'em but her friend is the complete opposite, she's alil ol bitty thing like a size 0 or sumpin rediculously tiny like that. I always call her Kelly because she looks like Kelly Rippa (the lil blonde on the show with Regis in the mornins) except my wifes bud has a nice set of "bolt-ons"!!! :razz

DON'T axe for pitchurs, my wife find out I postin pics of her buds then she WILL be suspicious and cut me off!!! :cuss:laughing
RA

 

[patches]

:very happy:very happy your outnumbered red. we want pics:beer::beer:

 

[RedAllison]

lol ok just one, a pic of "her girls" at the party. My wife front row center and the "tapped" friend sittin front row in the red and stripes. :at the bar

Gotta say 40 HAS been purty fun so far... :big grin
RA